Cool
Thank you
My admiration
This is the first time I had picnic in fall
Some idea you have
I have learnt my lesson
I have to let you try these dishes first
Before I will cook for others
Don't worry, I come prepared
I have taken soda and sandwich from the club
You have no confidence in me at all?
They are all Cantonese dishes
Facai and dried oyster
Braised mushroom with baby greens
Eggplant in chili sauce
Even eggplant in chili sauce?
And stuffed green pepper
And leaf mustard with pork soup
It sounds impressive
So you have not gone for cooking course in vain
And there is one thing more
One thing more?
A gift, what is it?
You guess
Don't shake it Can't be shaken?
A walkman? No
No?
Airplane? Cannon? Of course not
Let me help you with the soup
You keep on guessing till you get it right
Look what you have done
Really, I have put so much into the cake
And that's how it has become
Look at it, look at it
Miss, you should have told me
How could I know it is a cake
I don't care, you have to pay
Pay? Why not just eat it?
All right, you treated me to it I will treat it to you too
How wicked
All right, cut it out...
How dare you, prankster
What? You prankster
Now we are even All right, let us call it quits
OK? No OK
No OK
It stinks
You tell me
Miss
It is not my fault, Miss
You were nude yet he didn't touch you
It was not looking down on you It was respect
He didn't want to take advantage of you You still don't get it?
It was not something to cry about
This is what it means by respect
You have seen too few men
We have been in it for so long
We have seen all kinds of man
Those who can't wait to pounce on women are called beast
Those who like Brother Tin are called gentlemen
It is your luck and you still cry over it
So...Brother Tin really likes me?
You don't know about it?
I don't know, I really don't
You know my IQ is low
How can you be so stupid?
Is he good to you?
Yes, he is very good to me
He bought me a watch over 10,000 dollars
You have not gone to bed and he was so generous
But you at least have kissed
No, he has not kissed me
Not to that stage
But you must have shared a piece of cake
Each takes a bite
You take a bite, I take a bite
It is indirect kiss
Yes, but not with me, it is with her
Then you enjoy it yourself
In this month, under the supervision of Superintendent Wat
And the command of Senior Inspector Ma Sai Hung and Inspector Chan Ying Chu
We have conducted raids of vice establishments in this district
And busted 28 illegal brothels
Excuse me, are you Chairwoman of the Women Association, So Mei Mei?
Yes. why?
I want to molest you
In our operation
We have arrested 25 men and 14 women
And 12 girls who are still minors
Five of them are illegal immigrants
And two of them are not yet 12 years old
They are charged with operating illegal vice establishments
Please hold
Excuse me, are you Councilor Fung Yan Kong?
That's right
I want to rape you
To prevent these vice establishments from reopening
Besides enhancing patrol
We will continue with our raids
Until these establishments are uprooted
For the success of these raids
The credit goes to Inspector Chan Ying Chu and her team
Excuse me, are you Inspector Chan Ying Chu?
Yes, what is it?
Morning, Madam Morning
Madam, you look cool today
What?
It is going up, we are going down
Madam, you first
What going down? We are going up
You fool, she has stye
And you said she looked cool You were being sarcastic or what?
I didn't know she has stye
Just shut up
Though the raids were successful
But you look
The cases of indecent assault, indecent exposure and rape
Have shot up dozens of times
Ma Sir
Don't just focus on one aspect
Send more people on patrol
But we are underhanded
Then be flexible and work it out
Let me tell you, you go solve the cases
Don't let me hear complaints again
Understand? Yes, Sir
What's wrong with you?
Wearing sunglasses indoor?
You have stye?
Kai Sir
He doesn't have stye, he is cross-eyed
What is it?
We must have made too many raids
He has no brothels to go
So he has resorted to peeping
And so ended in this state, Mr Sir
Kai Chun, you come with me
I have something to talk with you
Fat, you take his statement Yes, Sir
Come on, you just admit it
It can't be anything good
What were you hinting at?
Nothing, I was telling the truth only
The upshot in rape and indecent assault cases
Was the result of the raids
You give them a hard time
And so they give you a hard time
You sure know them well
You think our operation was a mistake?
Mistake or not we have to do it
We are just underlings
We just carry out orders
You always talk to me in this attitude
Ma Sir
I have pleaded with you many times
I said don't push people to the wall
But you wouldn't listen
Now things have got out of control and we are in trouble
I can't even vent it out
OK, I just shut up
So we should admit defeat?
Ma Sir, if you can uproot them, I will...
All right, I am going to uproot them
You have your chopper ready
Let us see
Brother Sun, it felt good? Brother Sun
She is new
Where is the book?
Here you are, Brother Sun
How come business is so poor?
That Ma Sir is crazy
Our license is checked everyday
And each time lasts almost two hours
What is worse, the cops only come in our peak hour
Our customers' ID cards are checked
And they are asked if they have caught any diseases
Or whether they are worried about AIDS
They dare not come anymore
You have to be smart
Brother Sun
There are cops patrolling outside
Not only customers dare not come
Our girls dare not come either
Brother Sun
Police, license inspection Police
Go in and check them out Yes
Who is the license holder?
Sir, that's me You
You are the boss? Yes
You look more like it
There is a look for it?
I can say you don't look like a cop
You work here?
I am a customer
Fat
Check the ID of these three gentlemen
Yes
ID please
Thank you
Let me pick it up himself
Mr, please pick it up
You dropped it, why should I pick it up?
You pick it up or not?
Brother Sun Don't
I give you one more chance
You pick it up yourself
Fat
Pick it up for him and charge him with showing disrespect to police officer
And obstructing police officer carrying out duty
Yes, Sir
And assaulting police officer on duty
How did I know he was bending down?
How can you say I assaulted him?
He almost tripped me
Lawyer Ting, help me lodge a complaint against him
Sir, you understand
My client didn't do it on purpose
It was an accident only
I don't know if he meant it or not
He just had a fight with my colleague
Then he stepped on him
I just write down the fact
I will leave it to the judge to draw the conclusion
Lawyer Ting, now what?
Leave it till we are in court You will be fine
Lawyer Ting, you know my relationship with Johnson
You have to help me
Mr Man is my client Of course I will do my best
You hear it? I have a formidable backer
Man Chung Shun is loaded
You just go ahead and sue me
Mr Sir, if there is no more problem with the statement
I want to bail my client out
Be quick, I have a midnight show to catch
Lawyer Ting, I am sorry
The cases involves assaulting police officer and physical assault
No bail for him for the time being
I have to take a detailed statement from beginning to end
What?
You can catch the morning show of Prison on Fire Part ll, Endless Night
He charged me with obstructing police officer on duty and assaulting police
He made up one charge after another
He deliberately denied me bail
They took turn taking statement from me for more than 10 hours
They just wanted to give me a hard time
So he had guts?
If I don't show him My name is not Suen Lai Sun
You just shut up!
You were worried no one would hear it?
Now look at you
You are no different from some lowly thugs
And you dragged my name out
You have not embarrassed me enough?
Brother Shun, I am sorry
But that Ma has wrecked up our turf
And we are being pushed to the wall
I flared up when I saw him
I didn't mean to give you trouble
Say no more
Actually I am not happy with it either
But we aim big and we should be able to bide our time
Right, Brother Shun
If only I had half your patience
I have no patience at all
If I am stepped upon I won't take it lying down
I will return the favour
But I won't do it before I am sure of the success
Brother Shun, so when will we take on that Ma Sir
It is about time
I have walked a block and still no minibus
So a dollar saved
What are you doing?
This isn't a taxi?
But your car sure looks like a taxi
Your hands are full
How can you fight for taxi with others?
Get in, let me give you a lift
Al right, thank you
Let me help you Thanks...
Oh no What is it?
L...didn't know I would bump into you
I have only prepared dinner for two
No, thanks, I have an appointment
Then I don't stand on ceremony
Let's not stand on ceremony, thank you
That's it then, bye
Brother Tin, I am sorry, go...
Hung. you all right?
Don't go...
Stop... Don't go...
Hung... Don't go...
Don't... Stop!
Come on...
You all right?
The doctor is not bad
My uncle went to him last time he broke his arm
No big deal
Back then when we played football
Twists and dislocation of joint were frequent
This is nothing at all
You were given a punch, you all right?
I am fine
But the Brother Ming of gangland fame
Though he has retired
He still commands respect in the gangland
Those in the gangland have all paid respects to Kwan Kung
They put loyalty first
Hung, you have to be more careful
We are cops, it is expected
We can't worry too much
I just don't know how to tell my sissy brother
Now you are at it
Your sissy brother has not changed at all
Luckily I had you as my playmate
Or I might have been influenced by him
If you had not been expelled
If you had stayed till graduation
You think your road taken would have been very different?
Look at that kid
See how plucky his kick was
Bravo! The one in red
Good kick! Bravo!
He has scraped his knee
What a pity
He wouldn't have injured himself if he had held back a bit
But if he pulled back
He wouldn't have scored the goal, right?
So there is no if in the world
If we had known everything beforehand Then there would be no beggars
You remember your mom used be a hawker
And you once asked me If I were a cop, would I arrest her
You sure have a good memory It was so many years ago
Not only that
I remember how I answered you
I said if she sold without a permit I would still arrest her
If she did that, it was because
she had to make a living, Sir
Now she operates with a license
If she has a license, she will be fine
But if she sells wine without a license
Or there is illegal alteration or obstruction of fire escape
You will be served with notice
Yes, Sir
Sorry Sir
I am sorry, Sir Never mind
Don't sue me, Sir We will see
So you don't give me face?
Just kidding, Big Brother
Daddy, not yet in bed?
Let me have a game of chess with you
Daddy, not yet in bed?
Let me have a game of chess with you
Daddy, what happened to your hand?
You have injured your pinky
You beat a cop up
It was so serious and you had not told me
I have injured my hand
It was nothing at all Why should I tell you?
Tin again
I may be old, I am not deaf
I got wind of it, but it was not from Tin
We in this business can't take on the police
It is like dropping a stone on your own foot
He is new to the post
He wants raids, let him
He will get tired eventually
We just take it as a summer break
A month or two and it will blow over
But now...
We are in big trouble
Daddy, I am not a newbie
I know what I am doing
That cop Ma and your half son are buddies You know that?
So what?
I have told you before
Tin won't betray us
Don't be so sure, he is human after all
All right, even if he is a loyal man he can be trusted
What if he gets drunk and won't shut up?
You can't be so sure
I know you distrust Tin, you dislike him
But we are not the only one raided
You don't have to use it as an excuse And lay the blame at other's door
Whatever, I don't think I have done wrong
Firstly, this is my chance to flex my muscle
As you said, this is a major operation
You think other gangs didn't want to beat him up?
But they all think like you and wouldn't dare
Fine, they wouldn't dare, but I would
Now we have awed others
Secondly, I wanted to show him
He gave Sun a hard time and it was not giving me face
I will play along
Thirdly, I want him to dig his own grave
That Ma is crazy
He must have watched too many films
He sees himself as Dirty Harry
All right, I will piss him off
Let his rashness do him in
What a best laid plan
I do hope you can take care of that cop
Otherwise, instead of being seen as a hero
You will be shun like a leper
This restaurant is really expensive
More than 30 dollars for a set lunch
The one I frequent
It only cost 20 odd dollars, with ice-cream
Don't worry, my treat
It still means money
You should save it for your medical bill
Really, you are not that young and you played football with the kids
How could you beat them?
Waiter, take my order please
What can I get you?
I want the lobster lunch
I want fish chowder soup And ice-cream for dessert
That's it? Yes
I don't think so
Waiter, get him bamboo shoot
Roast goose or anything you have that' not good for recovery
I am worried that his hand will get well too soon
Brother, please
What? I told you to eat only the light stuff, but you won't listen
Really, if I were not here
I don't know what you would have ordered
You order for me then
What's wrong with you? It is ice-cream for me already
And you are still at it, really
It costs 24 dollars You have to eat it all up
Brother, this is the way you have your dinner date with girls?
You count every cent? Of course
It is money, you think I can print money?
But if this is the way you date girls No girls will go out with you
What about the girl you were dating? You have blown it?
Your foot
We see each other everyday We have lunch together everyday
She must be very ugly
Don't you tease me She is not?
She is very pretty, with a good figure And very good in nature
She is very capable and hard working
She will make a great wife, perfect
But she has one shortcoming
She is conservative
She doesn't like me courting her in the open
I have to find a more subtle way
Really?
I have to dig up some Xu Zhimo poems
Don't be so corny, love poems?
What corny?
It costs not a cent and women dig them
Why not? Right?
You just tuck in
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
What a good appetite
Two drumsticks and cake too
Don't get indigestion
Hung Kei's drumstick really is not bad
Miss Wong, you have not gone out for lunch?
I have no appetite today
The chicken really is not bad
What? What are you hiding?
It is your birthday?
Just over
Why didn't you tell me?
Let me and other colleagues celebrate it with you, how silly
Always love you, Big Head
It is from England Yes
How come no stamp?
He asked his friend to take it over
He didn't even want to pay for a stamp?
Don't bother with a boyfriend like this
Manager Lam
Ben, open the door for Manager Lam
Manager Lam...please come in
So you are free today
Manager Lam, come to make deposit?
No, I always forget to transfer money into my current account
My checks get bounced all the time
I have given Mr Ma so much trouble
So I take an Easter egg over from my shop
He is not here?
Manager Lam, you are our customer
We should serve you
It really is nothing
Oh yes...the interest rate is high lately
You want to put some money into fixed deposit?
We in business need money for operational use
Fixed deposit is not convenient
Oh yes...why not foreign currencies?
Australia dollar is going well I will it will continue to rise
The interest rate is high too
I have talked with Mr Ma
I will only have money available in a couple of days
It is all right
You come to me in a couple of days Let me do it for you
Mr Ma handles my account for me
I think he knows more about it
All right
Miss Tung, when Mr Ma comes back Please tell him that I have been here
Sure
I gotta go
And please give this Easter egg to him
Just put it here
Rosanna, please see Mr Lam out
There is still time to go home
Shui, what about after lunch fruit
Fruit again?
Yes, what do we have today?
You people sure enjoy life
Enjoy life? We are not on your par
You enjoy your lunch till 1:30 pm everyday
I couldn't ask you to buy me a box lunch
I am not that late, Mr Ma is not back yet
He...
Since you said so
Then I will buy it for you next time
I too want to be in the first batch
But will Mr Ma approve?
You are not Yuk
We go out for lunch now
Wait for me, Ben
I have not joined you for lunch
I have bought oranges, have one Good for digestion
No, thanks Come on
No, thanks, you are too kind
Don't stand on ceremony, have one
No, thanks
I have some heatness
Since you don't want it, let me have it
What's your heatness got to do with me?
Mr Ma, don't be so miserly
I have treated you to so many shrimp dumplings
It must have cost me more than 1000 dollars
Have one
This is an orange or kumquat?
What are you doing here?
I want to give way to you
If you want to give way to me Then stop moving around here
How mean
Mr Ma, treat me to an orange
Since you are a pretty girl
All right, a big one for you Thank you
Yes, speaking, Mr Lam
Easter egg?
You gave it to her?
Nothing, thank you, bye
What nerve! This pig!
How much is this one? 5.50 dollars
How much? 15.8 dollars
15.8 dollars? Yes
But you said 5.50 dollars to that woman
Hers is a card for new mother
Yours is for lover
You can change for a cheaper one
Give me a discount 15.8 dollars is too expensive
If you want a cheaper one Get a breakup card
It is a lot cheaper
I can get an envelope in my company
How much just for the card?
3 dollars
That's the right price
Get a pen and draw it yourself
I am sure your company has paper
All right then
What about the ribbon?
Get nylon rope, a lot cheaper
I have to have it, no matter the price
lam a piece of cloud in the sky
By chance, I cast a shadow in your heart
What?
You walk like a ghost
How come I can't hear your steps?
I am worried that I will disturb you
What heart...
Not your business
Put it down and go
What are you peeking at? No peeking?
Shui
You can't tear away from his desk
But you pretend you have not seen me when you are here
It is already 3:15 pm, get me the tea
Not that I don't want to come over
But your perfume is too strong
What's my perfume got to do with you?
This is not perfume
It is called bodily odor
And yours is a potty mouth
It stinks worse than the gutter
She means you, Shui, just ignore her
Take this to Yuk, thank you
For Yuk?
What?
What nerve!
Irene, where is Yuk? To the washroom
Next Manager Chin
Hello Get me coffee
Tea for me Tea
Meeting?
Gentlemen, over here
Manager Chin, Mr Chan, Mr Wong
Meeting
Manager Chin, April's performance chart
Miss Wong has already done it
You want to have a look? Sure
Yes, let me get it now
Rascal, what to embarrass me?
Let me tell you, I have already done it
What? What is going on?
How come a live chicken here?
The Easter egg is so big, of course the chicken hatched from it is big, right?
What is going on?
This is weird, Sister Wah
No...Manager Chin
Actually, let me tell you
You treat us to Easter dinner every year
Right
To show you our thanks
We give you this chicken as our gift
I see
So my wife knows what to make for dinner
Right Thank you all
Our pleasure
I picked this chicken
Good...now get ready for the meeting
Over here Sure...
You rascal, you wanted to trick me?
But you are smart, you could turn it around
Of course, I have wit
But no figure
Brother Kei, you were willing to spend so much this time
Oh yes, you have chipped in
6 dollars everyone...
Don't bother with him...
Meeting...Mr Chin asks you to go in for meeting
Meeting...
Take care of the chicken for me
What do you want? Spinster
Go ahead
Say whatever you want to say
I have collected evidence of you appropriating company stationery
You will know in a moment
This is not fair
You have not warned me beforehand
What about the chicken?
I know you have wit
Good luck to you
Now you have anything to report?
Who starts first?
Manager Chin
Well, Miss Wong, you tell us about the performance of your department
Sure, I am very satisfied with their Performance
But I have got news that certain member is appropriating company property
There are cases of missing stationery and other stuff
Really? Who is the culprit?
To be safe, let me check out the name again
We don't want to accuse the wrong person
Who? No one
No such person and no such cases
Just some office gossips
What is that pig up to?
You are bad, how naughty of you
I don't mind if you go after me in the open
But what does this mean?
Look at you, still playing the game
So corny, you read it yourself
No wonder you find some excuses to pick on me
I have found it odd
Actually...
Actually you...
You have a crush on me
I...have a crush on you?
What is going on? I don't know
What are you looking at?
What happened? A world war?
Look! Tissue paper everywhere
Mr Ma is tied up
You all right, Mr Ma?
What happened?
That spinster, she said I had a crush on her
Mr Ma, you...
Yuk, you have forgotten to sign it
I am sorry
It is all right, just sign it
Take is easy, no need to get nervous
Thank you
I am sorry, it is not transferred yet
Really? Still not in my account?
Well then, can't treat you to tea
BYE bye Bye bye
Yuen Toi Yuk, let me remind you
This is a bank
No office romance here
What does it mean?
I think she means since she doesn't have it
She doesn't want others to have it either
That's what she means
Right? Spin...No, Miss Wong
She got it wrong and takes it our on others
Yuk, you are unlucky
I wonder if she looks into the mirror
Yes
When she passes the counter She looks at her reflection in the glass
Silly girl, I mean she doesn't know herself
She doesn't know that she is old and ugly and mean?
She thinks others have a crush on her?
She looks quite good for a woman over 30
Let us chip in and buy her a funny mirror
Will she use it?
Let her take a good look of herself
Done Next
Please sign your name here
Yuk, you have stock index update on your back?
You have been watching her for half a day You thirsty?
Yuk, have some water Thank you
Don't go to washroom if you can help it
Don't give others excuse
Auntie, over here Thank you
Depositing money? Yes
Thank you
How come you let people cut the queue?
She is my mother
I don't care
With so many people here watching
It will ruin the bank's name
Yuk, give it back to me
Auntie, please line up
I will in some other day
You are too... Shui, get that for me
Sir, sorry, please line up
He is Boss Kam
How can you let Boss Kam line up?
Miss Wong, please
Deposit 200,000 dollars for me
lam in a hurry
Sure...no problem
Shui, open the door for Boss Kam
With so many people watching
It will ruin the bank's reputation
Shui What is it?
Don't you take on Spin...Miss Wong all the time
She is pitiable
I don't care
It is for your sake
She was so mean to you
And you still take her side
You are lovable indeed
Let us humour her
But that means gloom to others
Not necessarily
All right, whatever you say
What about giving her an Easter egg? What will she say?
Now you will humour me? All right then
Let us share it, don't stand on ceremony
One piece for one
One is better than none
You be quick
Oh no, Boss Kam will be here soon
Yuk
When should you be back from lunch?
2:30 What time is it? 2:35
Just five minutes late
Not enough?
Now go and help them count
How come we have to count so many notes?
Right after you have gone for lunch
Boss Kam came with a check of half a million
He wants it in small denomination
Half a million in small denomination
Right
He wants us dead?
Cut it out and count
Hurry up, Boss Kam will be here soon
Oh no, less than half an hour left
What to do? Don't count it wrong
Yuk, your call
You can't do it?
All right...l am sorry, I have to go out